Still convinced aliens are just a myth? As a matter of fact, the galaxy brims with them… and some of them can be made into extraordinary cocktails, so delicious that some people spare no expense to indulge in their exquisite flavours!
Aliens Exist
If someone tells you that aliens don’t exist, don’t listen to that dummy, they’re clueless about ufology! In reality, extraterrestrials regularly visit our planet. They don’t harm anyone and go to great lengths to keep their presence hidden. It seems these visitors from other worlds are conducting some kind of research, though we have yet to understand what exactly fascinates these humanoids and other strange beings that come from the Alpha Centauri galaxy.
The Pursuit of Research
Whenever the alien detection sensors at Area 51 were triggered, a rapid response team was dispatched immediately. Max led one of these squads, and over years of dedicated service, he managed to apprehend dozens of extraterrestrials.
Naturally, the aliens who ventured out to planet Earth were taken to the research facility for thorough examination. Surely, you’ve heard the tales about Area 51? Well, let me assure you, they are no mere myths but are the utter truth!
Friendly Aliens
In time, the number of aliens that were caught amassed to an astonishing degree. A particularly large number of them were brought in from a beach that the extraterrestrials had claimed a couple of years ago; they kept landing there despite being caught almost immediately each time. On one occasion, Max and his team apprehended more than a dozen of these peculiar alien creatures—hardly the kind of beings you’d expect!
These aliens, fascinated by planet Earth, to put it mildly, bore little resemblance to the stereotypes portrayed in films and mainstream media. Instead of being hostile monsters intent on enslaving and devouring humanity, they were amusing little beings who simply didn’t fit the role of intergalactic invaders…
Alien Cocktail
Scientists noted the aliens dissolved well in cocktails, floating briefly before vanishing like sugar cubes in hot tea.
At Area 51, all of the staff had been indulging in these beverages for some time – except for the occasional squeamish individuals. The dissolved extraterrestrials imparted an extraordinary and utterly magnificent flavour to every glass.
A Collection of Humanoids
When the number of accumulated aliens grew too large, the top-ranking bosses ordered their disposal. Rather than destroy the enormous container of peculiar creatures, Max kept it for himself.
Naturally, not out of idle curiosity! He intended to sell exceptional cocktails whose remarkable flavour would pleasantly surprise even the most discerning connoisseurs.
Indulge and Come Again
One fine day, Max set up shop on a crowded beach where people were always thirsty for a drink – especially in the afternoon when the sun turned the sandy shore into a scorchingly hot frying pan. Max donned an amusing costume to avoid recognition, though the outfit also perfectly matched his drinks’ theme. Naturally, nobody suspected actual aliens were floating in their glasses – everyone assumed they were just some amusingly shaped additives… after all, even the vendor looked like a proper extraterrestrial!
Any Price for a Cocktail
Business flourished for days. Queues formed around Max’s stand as word spread about his incredibly delicious cocktails – despite the astronomical prices!
The alien “ingredients” seemed to develop something akin to an addiction in his customers. Max naturally exploited this to the fullest, securing himself a comfortable retirement. By the way, you too could join him and make an absolute fortune!
