Mr. Silane, a major investor, loves investing in strange projects. Now he needs people who are ready to earn from “crypto” from scratch…
A Pro-Level Investor
Mr. Silane was involved in investments: he invested, recouped his money, and slept soundly on bags of millions. In reality, he kept his earnings in a bank vault sealed with seven seals and twenty-three locks equipped with electronic blockers and retina scanners.
Mr. Silane only invested in reliable projects with potential. Essentially, he found so-called no-lose options: industrial enterprises, banks, scientific complexes, retail chains, and other trustworthy companies.
Investments for the Sake of Laughter
Over time, the great investor craved risk. This happens when there’s simply nowhere to put the money earned! This doesn’t mean Mr. Silane decided to conquer Everest or circumnavigate the globe—nothing of the sort. The fairy-tale-rich man invested in dubious projects that could only succeed if the Almighty intervened or if luck was on their side—after all, the mathematical theory of probability, which allows for the strangest events, was never canceled.
Democracy and Wildlife
The investment genius poured money into the Fund for the Development of Democracy in Third World countries. This was a very long-term project! Nevertheless, Mr. Silane hoped to overthrow all dictators—or at least one.
For the same reason, he heavily invested in a project to support Madagascar cockroaches, Mongolian jerboas, and other representatives of Earth’s fauna that no one particularly cared about. Dictators had nothing to do with it; it’s just that our investor loved nature, even though he avoided it, preferring to stay in urban environments even during vacations.
A Sponsor of All Sorts of Nonsense
Mr. Silane had many strange projects on his record. Thanks to his investments, some of them managed to “succeed” rather than “fail,” as experts of all kinds had predicted. Over time, all sorts of people started approaching the sponsor of nonsense, including outright lunatics, so Mr. Silane had to hire someone to sort through his mailbox of ideas and proposals—it received so many strange letters that it was simply a nightmare!
The Allure of Cryptocurrency
One day, the successful investor became interested in cryptocurrency. Many professionals dismissed it as an asset not worth investing in. Firstly, the value of “crypto” fluctuates wildly for various reasons. Secondly, its future is uncertain—it might be shut down any day now, for example, under the pretext of being a threat to the global economy!
Nevertheless, the stakes were very high, and the profits were indecently “tempting.” Many of Mr. Silane’s colleagues had earned millions of real money from “crypto,” money that definitely wouldn’t disappear in the foreseeable future of human civilization, even though that future hasn’t been written yet and is, in general, shrouded in fog.
Welcome to the Team!
And so, he hired a team of five experts who knew how to work with all kinds of cryptocurrency. They were true professionals who managed Mr. Silane’s finances and earned “analog” millions from the digital money of the future.
By the way, you can also join the team of experts. Don’t worry; it’s much simpler than it seems—just press the start button, and everything will work out!
