Demon Pots Plot

You can find things in a chamber pot that will blow your mind! Jackson got lucky… or maybe not—who knows?

The Mysterious Chamber Pot

One day, Jackson was heading home from a walk when he decided to take a different route. It led him to a flea market where people were getting rid of all sorts of junk—some of it their own, some belonging to deceased relatives, and some… well, who knows where it came from? There was a treasure trove of oddities!

Among the many items, Jackson spotted a marvelous chamber pot: an elegant handle, nearly lifelike flowers painted on the side, a convenient lid—it was a charming little thing! Anyone suffering from incontinence would find such an item incredibly useful. After all, when you wake up in the middle of the night, you might not make it to the bathroom in time…

A Necessary Purchase

Please, don’t laugh at Jackson! First of all, it’s not polite—would you laugh at someone taking Viagra by the handful? Secondly, Jackson wasn’t buying this pot for himself but for his elderly mother, who was about to turn ninety-eight. At that age, unfortunate health issues become a common occurrence.

Jackson brought the pot home. He tried to remove the lid, but it wouldn’t budge. Upon closer inspection, he noticed traces of oxidation and an incredibly precise weld—it seemed like someone had sealed the lid shut, and they had done it so skillfully that the average person wouldn’t even notice. It was all very strange…

A Home for the Unseen

Jackson spent hours trying to open the pot, using every tool he could find, but nothing worked. The “little brother of the toilet” was more secure than a Swiss bank vault! As midnight approached, he made one last attempt, cursing under his breath.

To his shock, a grumpy voice from inside the pot told him to stop damaging its home. That’s how Jackson met a demon who had been trapped in the chamber pot for a thousand years—his punishment for attending a Sunday church service. The Devil saw this mere act of curiosity as a betrayal and devised a particularly cruel sentence!

The Prisoner of the Chamber Pot

The imprisoned demon was eager to escape a bit earlier than planned. However, only two beings could open the pot: another demon or a human willing to kiss the painted flower on the pot and praise the ruler of Hell six times.

In exchange for his release, the demon promised to reward his savior generously.

Naturally, Jackson was tempted by the idea of having a supernatural ally who could make him rich. Without hesitation, he kissed the chamber pot and uttered the required words. The lid flew off with a deafening bang, as if it had been blasted from within—and the demon emerged before his new master!

Devilish Gifts

The horned inhabitant of the underworld showered his liberator with gifts: a radiant crown, stacks of thousand-dollar bills, piles of gold coins, and solid gold bars. From that night on, the two became partners.

Jackson quickly realized that there was no such thing as too much money, and he was determined to seize every opportunity to earn more. As for the demon, he needed an assistant to help him conduct business in the mortal realm.

Simple Tasks, Endless Wealth

The demon’s requests were simple. For example, he might ask Jackson to deliver a cheap bottle of whiskey to a specific location and leave. Later, two homeless men would find the bottle, drink it, and one would end up killing the other in a drunken fight. But why should Jackson care? All that mattered was that he was getting richer by the day.

The chamber pot remained in Jackson’s house. The demon grew fond of his former prison and often returned to it for a good nap after tormenting sinners.

Jackson once asked who the people were—the ones the demon prodded with his fiery trident. The demon merely waved the question away, telling Jackson to mind his own business.

And why should Jackson care? He had more money than he could ever spend!