When life turns its back on you, it’s time to hit the club. That’s exactly what Kimmer did—and how fortunate he was!
A Sweaty Journey
What a day it was for our old friend Kimmer! In the morning, while commuting to work on the subway, he found himself sandwiched between two body-positive ladies, as there simply weren’t enough seats in the car. And so, he stood squeezed between the two of them for the entire ride.
Each time the doors opened at the next station, he hoped that people would finally get off, allowing for a bit more space in the car. However, the passengers just kept coming in. It was as if they had conspired not to exit!
A Cartoon Villain
Later, Kimmer narrowly avoided getting splashed by a vehicle. He was fortunate enough to hide just in time behind a couple of girls who were likely rushing to work. However, after this incident, they probably headed off to find a laundromat.
Upon reaching the office, Kimmer encountered a new boss, who slapped him with a hefty fine despite his being only a minute late. This unpleasant and irritating man chuckled while rubbing his hands together. Kimmer couldn’t help but think that his boss resembled a cartoon villain—certainly, having such a character in the office would not enhance the atmosphere; at least the subordinates would endure a rather dreary existence.
Cursed Bananas
Lunchtime finally arrived. While the hands on Kimmer’s desk clock slowly crept towards one o’clock, he managed to deal with three irritable clients, one of whom filed a complaint against him. The boss swiftly responded by denying Kimmer his bonus, despite his being one of the top performers.
In the cafeteria, Kimmer slipped on a banana peel! He dropped his lunch and sprawled out on the floor—right in front of the woman he had a crush on, a stunning beauty from the neighboring department. Surely, the onlookers must have chuckled about his misfortune for the rest of the day.
Forget About Saturday
And so it came time to head home. At that fateful moment, the boss approached Kimmer and informed him that he would need to work on Saturday. This was akin to receiving a sledgehammer blow to the head!
However, it is customary in the company to avoid arguing with superiors—such encounters rarely end well for subordinates. With a resigned sigh, Kimmer accepted that he was being deprived of yet another day off.
Welcome to the Nightclub
Upon returning home, the office sufferer got into an argument with his beloved—she was furious upon learning how much money their family budget would lose due to the fine and the client’s complaint, which adversely affected her man’s bonus. Frustrated, Kimmer called a friend, and they decided to unwind a little. After such a dreadful day, it was exactly what his soul required!
The adventure-seekers of the night city first stopped by a bar, and then fate led them to the “Disco Lights” club, which turned out to be simply fantastic. The first floor of the venue featured a bar. There was another bar on the second floor, but it was smaller in size—the majority of the hall was taken up by the dance floor.
A Stroke of Luck
That evening, two popular DJs were spinning tracks at “Disco Lights.” The crowd was having a blast, participating in contests where the grand prize was a magnificent car, a dream for many.
All one needed was to be that fortunate person whose ticket number would be chosen by the DJs. Kimmer bought a ticket at the entrance, hoping that destiny would smile upon him—it simply had to, after such a challenging day!
Your Chance, Lucky One!
And indeed, that’s exactly what happened. In the midst of the party, the winning ticket number was announced, and Kimmer literally jumped for joy. Finally, the streak of bad luck that had begun in the morning was turning into a streak of good fortune. Let us hope the same happens for you too!
