The Story Behind
It’s great to have millions of dollars in your accounts! But it’s unfortunate when your belly gets two steps ahead…
The Hard Life of a Banker
Paul excelled in college and had a sincere love for the financial sector throughout his conscious life. Over time, he became one of the largest shareholders of a well-known bank and eventually seized a controlling stake, turning him into a big boss. Paul’s financial empire steadily grew, intertwining with the city through networks that included banks, jewelry stores, credit organizations, and even supermarkets.
The size of the banker’s income could only be matched by… his belly. Paul adored food and worked excessively hard—his workdays as a banking mogul typically passed at an office desk piled high with papers, where a computer and phone sat. Meanwhile, the posterior of this financial genius rested quietly in a comfy chair. Under such working conditions, it was simply unacceptable to overindulge in food—otherwise, the consequences would be most unfortunate…
An Embarrassing Nickname
Paul had long been ordering suits from a tailor. The best tailors crafted beautiful suits for him, yet he still appeared absurdly overweight.
Naturally, Paul did not appreciate this. When he learned that behind his back he was dubbed “The Fat Banker,” he flew into a rage!
Miraculous Weight Loss – A Fantasy
Paul understood well that the problem would not vanish until it was addressed. He began a battle against excess weight, hoping to rid himself of the shameful nickname and acquire a more presentable appearance.
“The Fat Banker” tried numerous pills, including the most “miraculous” ones obtained from experimental laboratories, yet he did not lose a gram. He attempted to shed the extra pounds using various methods, sparing no expense. How many thousands of dollars did Paul flush down the drain? It was simply mind-boggling…
Diet, Trainer, Gym
The financial genius, who ate excessively, tried to change his diet and give up unhealthy food. That was when he discovered that most healthy dishes were simply inedible—they were repulsive! Moreover, healthy food did not satiate hunger, even if it left one feeling full.
Reluctantly, Paul took radical measures—he hired a trainer to work with him in the gym three times a week for an hour and a half each session. He tried his best. For two weeks, Paul worked diligently, pushing himself to the limit. Then, the banker glanced at the data in his reports and was horrified to find out how many earning opportunities he had missed while lifting dumbbells and doing push-ups to the point of exhaustion.
All for Love
Paul immediately fired the trainer. Upon ceasing his workouts, he reverted to his previous lifestyle, caring little for the humiliating nickname and ignoring all the other men who were slim and fit, to his chagrin.
In truth, Paul ventured into all of this not just for the honorary title of “The Fat Banker.” He believed that it would be easier for him to find a soulmate…
The Key is Advertising!
Later, at one of the formal receptions attended by the powerful and the most beautiful women in the city, Paul announced his desire to get married. How many women suddenly flocked to him, undermining their preference for large bellies!
“The Fat Banker” chose the most beautiful and intelligent among all the contenders for his heart and wallet. It’s strange that Paul hadn’t figured out this simple marketing tactic sooner. Sometimes, obvious things that are right in front of us go unnoticed; for instance, people know they could win a fortune on slots, yet they often walk by… to their detriment!