The Hell Chef has arrived in the kitchen to whip up some delectable treats! Soon, the hottest culinary show will begin—this is your chance to win a fortune!
Hell’s Kitchen: The Beginning
For thousands of years, the devil entertained himself in various ways: torturing sinners, unleashing cataclysms and epidemics on Earth, feasting in the underworld, and spending time with carefree demonesses… in short, there are too many of his exploits to list! Over time, the lord of hell grew weary. The devil craved something new!
One day, while wandering the Earth in the form of a bodiless spirit, he glanced through the window of a randomly selected house and saw a television—an infernal box broadcasting a culinary show. The host was both a chef and a master of his craft. As he prepared yet another delicacy, the man delighted viewers with uplifting banter and amusing stories. Upon observing the host, the devil realized that all these life anecdotes were half or entirely fabricated, and thus the jester would inevitably find himself in hell for his deceit. However, the dark lord yearned to be in his shoes… to captivate the hearts of the audience glued to their screens.
Diabolically Talented Host
Returning to hell, the devil commanded his demons to create a genuine studio for the culinary show, allocating a significant part of the underworld for it. They had to rearrange cauldrons and frying pans filled with sinners to make room. Fortunately, hell is infinite; otherwise, some individuals, like Adolf or Nero, might have to be sent back to Earth.
Rehearsals commenced. The devil did not wish to go live immediately—first, he decided to practice in order to later shine with charisma in all its glory. It must be said, he was doing remarkably well! The kitchen spectacle was accompanied by dynamic heavy music and excellent jokes. Everything in this broadcast appeared simply perfect—even the chef’s apron seemed tailor-made for the devil.
Hellish Success and the Path to TV
The lord of the underworld could prepare thousands of dishes using sinners! Souls in their own juices, bloody ragout, killers in batter, stewed thieves with rapists, roasted officials, and other charming individuals languishing in hell formed the basis of the most gruesome recipes. The demons were thrilled with their master’s show.
Soon, the devil wanted to broadcast the program on television in the human world. Arranging this turned out to be easy since the accursed box was his invention; however, the concept of the show required modification. It had become too bloody! Moreover, children would be barred from the screens—this circumstance also proved quite vexing for the devil.
The hellish chef had to change the standard set of “ingredients.” From then on, sinners were excluded from the show! Instead, the devil decided to prepare fish and meat dishes, along with a few vegetable options, but only for variety’s sake.
Winged Chefs
The action continued to take place in the hellish kitchen. Now, the devil had helpers—pork-like demons who performed simple tasks.
For instance, while the devil chopped vegetables, one of these flying pig-like minions would flare up the pork leg with a flame from a gas torch! Thanks to his assistants, the devil saved a great deal of time, allowing him to prepare a second dish as well. In one episode, viewers would receive two culinary masterpieces.
A Game for the Audience
Later, a game was added to the show: any viewer could try their luck and become rich if fortune smiled upon them! The Hell Chef’s machine would spin, and combinations of symbols would appear on the screen.
When three or more identical symbols align on adjacent reels, the viewer is rewarded. Tune in to watch the Hell Chef and play—who knows, you might just strike it rich!
